HEY! Want the coolest new accessory for your Adari ST?

The Gigatext0r Plus!!!

Now in 12x AGP!!! This card may kill you but you can't afford not to own it!!!

- Now equipped with 2 666Mhz Pentium V.90 chips! You must wear the free included 3D-shades to even install this 12th-circle, pit of hell card!!!

- 128 Mb Fast SNL in/out/in again RAM!!! It flies at something like 600Mhz!!! Is that even possible!?

- Optimized for AOL Instant Messenger! 600 dpi text resolution! AOL is suing me over this product! GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN!!!

- Full dynamic frame, 180fps, 180 fields ANSI graphics! Render your GUI in realtime ANSI graphics! 8-bit, 256 greyscale choppiness at your fingertips!