I've hacked into Microsoft's network and grabbed the source to Windows 2001! No longer is it windows, however! I've incorporated the source into Braddix! Behold--

- Finally, the GUI has been named!!! With Braddix 1.0DX, you can enjoy the "point-and-crash" interface of Brad's Desktop Environment (BDE)!!!

- Multiple processor support! Up to 64 50Mhz 386's! Or two 5Ghz Pentium V's! The choice is yours, as is the electric bill!

- Needs at least 256 Mb RAM to even initialize the bootstrap loader! 1Gb RAM recommended for Minsweeper 5.0!

- Requires the Gigatext0r AGP Plus card to provide a functional command line! (Text coprocessors rule!)

How much do you think this quick-and-dirty hack of two completely unrelated, kludgey OSes should cost?